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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Craigslist....again....

So, I know I do this quite often, but this is weird.  I was looking in the domestic help section, and there were even more shady ads than usual, it seemed.



I think this one is for a female superhero?


Your HIRED (Pompano/Boca)


Date: 2012-02-12, 4:50PM EST
Reply to: 4prdq-2848220851@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking to hire someone for Monday night around 7:30.
Female
Ask for details

  • Location: Pompano/Boca
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Ask
PostingID: 2848220851








Is this one for sex or drugs, or both?





NEW SOBE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY (Dade&Broward)


Date: 2012-02-13, 5:38PM EST
Reply to: vsxrt-2850043549@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are starting a new and exciting business on beautiful south beach and we are looking for some outgoing, fun, quick learning, energetic, and money motivated people to help us grow a new market in this area. We are fun people who love to have a good time while making serious incomes. If you fit the above criteria please give us a call for more information. Please call 954 699 8467 and leave a detailed message with your name and number, and we will return your call asap. Serious inquiries only please. Thank you.



  • Location: Dade&Broward
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Great pay
PostingID: 2850043549





Obviously escorts, but maybe some dumb girl would answer this and get roped into it.  Next thing she knows, she's got her face in the lap of some business man from Wisconsin who's talking about his wife and how he never does this, but he was just so tense....


Party Girls Make the Most (South Beach)


Date: 2012-02-14, 1:17AM EST
Reply to: fjbqc-2850625026@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Want to make money? Are you a beautiful girl with a sunny side then email Anna for more information.

  • Location: South Beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $300 to $1000 a day
PostingID: 2850625026




Maybe this one is totally legit, but the first sentence just sounds creepy to me.  Maybe it's me.  My mind must just be in the gutter.



House Assistant - $100-$200 CASH (Miami beach)


Date: 2012-02-16, 6:12AM EST
Reply to: shgqx-2854080167@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm in need of a woman to assist one night a week for a few hours. (Sunday or Monday evenings)
Prepare a nice meal.
Tidy up the place and do the dishes.
Maybe some Shopping.
Must be english speaking please.
Be trustworthy.
Reliable.
Clean and neat appearance.

NO RESUMES please, just a brief description and why you are the best candidate.
:

  • Location: Miami beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $100+
PostingID: 2854080167








Aren't there companies you can call for this instead of going on craigslist?!?



Erotic Massage Wanted (West Palm Beach)


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:03PM EST
Reply to: 7rczf-2854971815@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I would like to hire a beautiful female to give my wife and I a sensual massage at our hotel room over the weekend. We are both very attractive, athletic, and fun. Please send a picture if interested.




  • Location: West Palm Beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Negotiable
PostingID: 2854971815






Here are some listings under "talent".  Seems like a loose definition to me.  I love the explanation of the pay.



Looking for Video Chicks (South Florida)


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:29PM EST
Reply to: qq3nt-2855021072@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for girls for party scene
This gig is not a paying one but food will be provided
Also the main video model has not been cast and one of you lucky ladies may be cast as her( she will be compensated)
The shoot will be held on February 25th from 10 to 3
If interested reply back with contact information and a picture of yourself


  • Location: South Florida
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2855021072





Quick cash, right?


Model tonight for cash (Brwd)


Date: 2012-02-16, 3:46PM EST
Reply to: 3gcnd-2854937957@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Modeling job available tonight. If you need to make a little cash tonight, have a good figure and not shy, write now with a photo to secure this gig. No modeling experience needed.

  • Location: Brwd
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2854937957





This one is for the type a go getters... who like to "network".



VIP___ Bottle Servers (Miami )


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:08PM EST
Reply to: d5rmt-2854980503@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Casting hardworking female models with outgoing personalities. There are 7 open positions to be filled.

The model's responsibilities include greeting, serving, and entertaining our guests.

We seek models who are not only attractive but have the fun personality to go with it.

This is also a great opportunity to network with a high end crowd.

If you're interested, respond with an email with the following info:

Earn $ 250 Per day


* NAME
* PHONE NUMBER
* EXPERIENCE
* AGE
* MIN 5 PHOTOS

Indicate . " VIP SERVER " . in the subject line.









This one is great.  How can you turn down the pay rate of $15.000 per month?!?  A whole 15 dollars????!!!!


Italian Company From Milan $15.000 Month Top Female Models no exp (Ftlauderdale Fla,)


Date: 2012-02-16, 3:11PM EST
Reply to: zt49t-2828866026@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This Is A Top Escort Service Cliants From All Over The World. France,Germany,Dubai,Turkey,Saudi Arabia,Italy,And More.

Please We Are Looking For Sexy And Hot Girls For This GIG,

Are You A Open Minded And Love To Have Fun And Make Money?

Please Send Pictures They Don't Have To Be Model Pictures. You Can Take Pictures Front Of The Mirrow With Your Phono Camera,



  • Location: Ftlauderdale Fla,
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $15.000
PostingID: 2828866026






I sent in my resume and my photo to all of these.... waiting to hear back...... hopefully I'll be working tonight, or definitely by tomorrow night?  If lucky, I'll get the one that pays in food?

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