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Showing posts with label personals. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Craigslist....again....

So, I know I do this quite often, but this is weird.  I was looking in the domestic help section, and there were even more shady ads than usual, it seemed.



I think this one is for a female superhero?


Your HIRED (Pompano/Boca)


Date: 2012-02-12, 4:50PM EST
Reply to: 4prdq-2848220851@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking to hire someone for Monday night around 7:30.
Female
Ask for details

  • Location: Pompano/Boca
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Ask
PostingID: 2848220851








Is this one for sex or drugs, or both?





NEW SOBE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY (Dade&Broward)


Date: 2012-02-13, 5:38PM EST
Reply to: vsxrt-2850043549@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are starting a new and exciting business on beautiful south beach and we are looking for some outgoing, fun, quick learning, energetic, and money motivated people to help us grow a new market in this area. We are fun people who love to have a good time while making serious incomes. If you fit the above criteria please give us a call for more information. Please call 954 699 8467 and leave a detailed message with your name and number, and we will return your call asap. Serious inquiries only please. Thank you.



  • Location: Dade&Broward
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Great pay
PostingID: 2850043549





Obviously escorts, but maybe some dumb girl would answer this and get roped into it.  Next thing she knows, she's got her face in the lap of some business man from Wisconsin who's talking about his wife and how he never does this, but he was just so tense....


Party Girls Make the Most (South Beach)


Date: 2012-02-14, 1:17AM EST
Reply to: fjbqc-2850625026@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Want to make money? Are you a beautiful girl with a sunny side then email Anna for more information.

  • Location: South Beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $300 to $1000 a day
PostingID: 2850625026




Maybe this one is totally legit, but the first sentence just sounds creepy to me.  Maybe it's me.  My mind must just be in the gutter.



House Assistant - $100-$200 CASH (Miami beach)


Date: 2012-02-16, 6:12AM EST
Reply to: shgqx-2854080167@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm in need of a woman to assist one night a week for a few hours. (Sunday or Monday evenings)
Prepare a nice meal.
Tidy up the place and do the dishes.
Maybe some Shopping.
Must be english speaking please.
Be trustworthy.
Reliable.
Clean and neat appearance.

NO RESUMES please, just a brief description and why you are the best candidate.
:

  • Location: Miami beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $100+
PostingID: 2854080167








Aren't there companies you can call for this instead of going on craigslist?!?



Erotic Massage Wanted (West Palm Beach)


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:03PM EST
Reply to: 7rczf-2854971815@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I would like to hire a beautiful female to give my wife and I a sensual massage at our hotel room over the weekend. We are both very attractive, athletic, and fun. Please send a picture if interested.




  • Location: West Palm Beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Negotiable
PostingID: 2854971815






Here are some listings under "talent".  Seems like a loose definition to me.  I love the explanation of the pay.



Looking for Video Chicks (South Florida)


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:29PM EST
Reply to: qq3nt-2855021072@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for girls for party scene
This gig is not a paying one but food will be provided
Also the main video model has not been cast and one of you lucky ladies may be cast as her( she will be compensated)
The shoot will be held on February 25th from 10 to 3
If interested reply back with contact information and a picture of yourself


  • Location: South Florida
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2855021072





Quick cash, right?


Model tonight for cash (Brwd)


Date: 2012-02-16, 3:46PM EST
Reply to: 3gcnd-2854937957@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Modeling job available tonight. If you need to make a little cash tonight, have a good figure and not shy, write now with a photo to secure this gig. No modeling experience needed.

  • Location: Brwd
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2854937957





This one is for the type a go getters... who like to "network".



VIP___ Bottle Servers (Miami )


Date: 2012-02-16, 4:08PM EST
Reply to: d5rmt-2854980503@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Casting hardworking female models with outgoing personalities. There are 7 open positions to be filled.

The model's responsibilities include greeting, serving, and entertaining our guests.

We seek models who are not only attractive but have the fun personality to go with it.

This is also a great opportunity to network with a high end crowd.

If you're interested, respond with an email with the following info:

Earn $ 250 Per day


* NAME
* PHONE NUMBER
* EXPERIENCE
* AGE
* MIN 5 PHOTOS

Indicate . " VIP SERVER " . in the subject line.









This one is great.  How can you turn down the pay rate of $15.000 per month?!?  A whole 15 dollars????!!!!


Italian Company From Milan $15.000 Month Top Female Models no exp (Ftlauderdale Fla,)


Date: 2012-02-16, 3:11PM EST
Reply to: zt49t-2828866026@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This Is A Top Escort Service Cliants From All Over The World. France,Germany,Dubai,Turkey,Saudi Arabia,Italy,And More.

Please We Are Looking For Sexy And Hot Girls For This GIG,

Are You A Open Minded And Love To Have Fun And Make Money?

Please Send Pictures They Don't Have To Be Model Pictures. You Can Take Pictures Front Of The Mirrow With Your Phono Camera,



  • Location: Ftlauderdale Fla,
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $15.000
PostingID: 2828866026






I sent in my resume and my photo to all of these.... waiting to hear back...... hopefully I'll be working tonight, or definitely by tomorrow night?  If lucky, I'll get the one that pays in food?

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Craigslist Classyfied Ads

So, of course I'm on craigslist a lot.  Looking for furniture, free stuff, a car, a second computer, oh, and jobs too of course.

So here's a doozie:


Cute Gay Bartender for Friday Cocktail Party Wanted (Ft. Lauderdale Beach)


Date: 2011-12-08, 8:51AM EST
Reply to: job-a4zpt-2742259448@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for Cute gay shirtless bartender for cocktail party for 10-15 friends on Ft. Lauderdale Beach for Friday (December 9, 2011) from approximately 7pm - 10 pm

  • Location: Ft. Lauderdale Beach
  • Compensation: $130

So, I copied the reply email address in case anyone is interested.  It's kinda not much money, unless he gets "tipped" out, but I guess he doesn't have to set up or break down, just be cute, gay and shirtless.



Here's another listing for cuties:


adopt a puppy for Christmas (MIAMI DADE)


Date: 2011-12-08, 6:09PM EST
Reply to: comm-cb2vf-2743315065@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

mix puppys terrier looking a new home.please call 786-486-4313. small rehomining fee apply.perritos mix terrier buscan hogar.interesados llamen 786-48643-13.gracias

  • Location: MIAMI DADE
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Aw... what a cute and little Christmas gift!  The gift that keeps on giving!  Look at the little black one on the right that seems to be getting housebroken!  The one on the left looks like a guinea pig!  I just needed this one for a little dose of... innocence.




Okay, this one doesn't seem dangerous at all:


Fit white chick for gay guy? :) open me! - w4m - 20 (Down south)


Date: 2011-12-08, 5:56PM EST
Reply to:


ok so I'm a white fit cute blonde gal who is here to find an attractive gay guy to become close with. yes! I am not an idiot I do realize this add stuff is usually sex sex stuff on cl haha but everybody looks here so... a decent conversation get to know u and then later on be friends cuddling movies and all that good stuff. why?? cuz a gay guy can have fun be goofy cuddle and Jesus not try to get into my pants! give me a shot and write me an email send with a signature picture of u. please don't be old either. :) thanks!

by the way I would appreciate not being flagged. I'm not a bitch or a crazy and I have respect for other people's adds so have some consideration! :)

  • Location: Down south
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



I'm sure this one won't attract nongay serial killers or stalkers or just pervs.  Gay guys don't need to answer ads if they want a fag hag do they?  I thought they all had waiting lists.



Okay,  now, I've never looked at the "casual encounters" before.  Wouldn't you know, the first one I click on has a Brett Favre type sexting photo!  Is nudity allowed on Craigslist?  Or am I just very naive about this whole section of craigslist that I've never looked at before?  Here's a very sick one that makes me sad, though:

looking for oral - m4m - 51 (jupiter)


Date: 2011-12-08, 6:21PM EST
Reply to:



married white male, 5'7, 175 7" cut loking to give, receive or both. Send stats and a pic. 



So, I guess for some people knowing someone is married is a plus?



This one is under "missed connections"

we look at each other - m4m - 24 (Sears Coral gables)


Date: 2011-12-08, 8:46AM EST
Reply to:


hey would like toget in touch with you ariund 8pm yesterday i was walking around sear you work there what department you work for also ipaid in your register hope to hear from you...

  • Location: Sears Coral gables
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

It's not about me, but the post, the grammar and spelling is just so intriguing, a real turn on, I think I might be replying to that one....



This is under creative services offered:


Exotic Erotic Modeling (west palm)


Date: 2011-12-08, 4:20PM EST
Reply to: serv-rm6bv-2707898867@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

ABBY'S ALL GIRL STAFF
861 North Military Trail, Building B
West Palm Beach, Fl 33415
One block south of Belvedere Road on the West Side of Military Trail
PRIVATE ROOMS
LOW PRICES, Cash Only
FULL SATISFACTION
OPEN 24 HOURS 


FULL SATISFACTION -  so if the girl doesn't seem to be a very professional model, does that mean you get a refund?




This is under domestic gigs:

Houseboy Wanted (Oakland Park)


Date: 2011-12-05, 1:43PM EST
Reply to: gigs-fymht-2737244036@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Cleancut, professional young man wanted to assist with daily chores of cleaning, light garden work, laundry, cat sitting in exchange for Room and Board in Modern 3/2 home in Oakland Park. We are a male couple looking for gay friendly male who can spend about 2 hours per day, 5 days a week in exchange for free room and board. Room is fully furnished with Queen size Bed, Dresser, Comuter Desk, and very comfortable! Tropical yard with hot tub. Send us an email with some information about you and a recent photo. Please be a nonsmoker and no drugs or excessive alcohol and be able to pass a background check.

  • Location: Oakland Park
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

Maybe they should just get together with the cute shirtless gay bartender people and find one boy?



Now I feel dirty.  I already am all smokey from the bbq we ate today, so now I feel like I really need a shower!