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Thursday, November 3, 2011

At The Corner Mexican Market,

This is what one might find behind the western union counter:


So, the guy that works behind the counter is friends with this bigtime graffiti artist.  So, the guy hasn't done much in years.  It took him several years to finish this one because of poor health.  But, he called the guy and told him to come pick it up.  The guy was going to give it to his cousin who is moving into a new condo, but he was having second thoughts, thinking about keeping it.  I would.  Well, no, I probably wouldn't keep it.  I would give it to my BFF, of course.


Anyway, some of you have seen this video already, but I'm going to post it here for the rest.  This is a video when the train was almost at the station in LA.



And here is some footage from the train ride back to San Diego.  It's very long and nothing happens, so feel free to not watch it.






I'm kind of drained, so I apologize for not putting forth as much effort into this blog post as I usually do.  I might also be trying to wrap this up before the magical hour of 8pm arrives - Community and Big Bang Theory are on at the same time.  Unless the system has been upgraded already, I think my DVR only records 2 shows at once, and you have to watch one of the channels.  So, it's always a tough decision, which one I want to watch "live".



Have I ever told you about my theory about the pervert mouth?  No upper lip.  Do you know someone creepy who you think seems like he (yes, I'm using a gender) could be a child molester, rapist, serial killer, or porn addict?  So, the one obvious feature is the serial killer glasses.  The wire rim jobs with the big lens or something with a coke bottle lens would suffice.  But one feature that I notice is a thin or almost nonexistent upper lip.  Perverts seem to need to lick their lips a lot.  Maybe it's from thirst because their elevated heart rate from being turned on a lot makes them hot and they sweat a lot and get dehydrated, so their lips get dry and chapped.  Or maybe they lick their lips a lot because they are thinking dirty thoughts.  But, it's gross when a creepy man with no upper lip licks his no upper lip.  It is.  And I'm not sure if a mustache makes this better or worse.  I think neither.

In my version of hell, one of the creatures tormenting me would be balding men between the age of 35 - 80 with wire rimmed glasses, a khaki button up shirt tucked in and khaki pants, comb over part with thinning hair, and most importantly, no upper lip.  They would be constantly licking their no upper lip and leering at me.

Look at these no upper lips


The guy in American Psycho.


Vaclav Mrazek, Czech serial killer.

Ted Bundy


Mack Ray Edwards - molested and murdered 6 kids in LA.


Just sayin.

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