So, I think I just mentioned recently how people use to mistake me for a boy when I was younger. With long hair, I don't get that, of course. With short hair, sometimes. Or of course, with short hair, they think I'm a lesbian. And while I don't have much hair on other areas of my body, I do have a mustache which I keep forgetting to depilatorize (?).
Anyway, I just wanted to say that I wonder if people think I have a penis.
Wait, let me finish my thought. So, I don't sit on the toilet when I use public restrooms. It's gross. And while a lot of places here have the seat covers, how much does that really protect you from.
So, yeah. I hover above the toilet. I apologize if you have a mental picture of that. I apologize if you didn't have a mental picture of that until I apologized for if you have a mental picture of that, because if you didn't have a mental picture, you probably did when I apologized for you having a mental picture, and then you got a mental picture.
Anyway, it's good for strengthening the thighs, especially if you have to No. 2. I usually can't No. 2 in public though unless it's urgent, so no long hover time there.
So, I went to el bano at a restaurant tonight. It was a unisex bathroom. The toilet seat was up. So I left it up. I don't like to touch the toilet seat, even with several layers of toilet paper. So, if the seat is up, I pee with it up. Doesn't matter since as I mentioned before, I don't sit.
So, anyway, my theory is, that I wonder if people have walked into the bathroom after me, saw the toilet seat up, and wondered. They probably went back to their friends, and mentioned how when I walked out of the stall, the toilet seat was up. Like when a guy pees standing up. There may be hundreds of people out there in the world who think I am a dude. Who think I have a dick.
Think about it.
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