Jokes

I'm not in a light happy mood today.  So, I can't write the usual hilarious jovial deep insightful life changing fluff piece.  Sorry!!! :) ;P

So, instead of writing about my life which is an error of comedy... let's just tell happy jokes.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To commit suicide, of course.  You'd want to kill yourself too, if day after day, year after year, someone kept taking all your unborn babies away and selling them to people who ate them!








A priest, a rabbi and married businessman go into a brothel, and they hire hookers.

No, that's not a joke, that was just a story in the local newspaper.










What's black and white and red all over?

A black kid and a white kid at a high school who both got shot to death by a disturbed classmate.










What do a delicious piece of key lime pie and an abused wife have in common?

They're both lip smacking good.









Why did the cat run away from home?

Because he couldn't stand the favoritism - his owner always followed behind the dog with only bag in hand to pick up it's shit right after it came out of the poophole, but only cleaned the litterbox once a day, using a pooper scooper.
(wah, wah, waaaaahhhhhh......)(gong)






Why did I end this blog so abruptly?

Because it's not funny and I'm out of unfunny material - I only have hilarious jokes left to tell.