LMFAO ROTMFFL!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you know how when you set up a new blog, and you add different design elements to the page.  Like an archive, links, search toolbar, etc?  Well, if you don't know, that's what happens when you set up a new blog.  One of the design elements is a google adsense html.  So, if you put this on your page and sign up, then you earn like $.01 per 1000 impressions or some kind of third world slave labor wage.

Well, you know, when I was setting up this blog, I added the adsense.  Why not?

Why not?  I'll tell you why.  Because I am the Food Ho, after all.  What are the chances that a blogger with an alias like The Food Ho would have adult content on her page.  Pretty high, I imagine.

This is the email I just received:
(Make sure to refer to the violating link)




       Google AdSense:  You have 3 working days to make changes to your site

This message was sent from a notification-only email address that does not
accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
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Hello,

During a recent review of your account we found that you are currently
displaying Google ads in a manner that is not compliant with our program
policies
(https://www.google.com/support/adsense/bin/answer.py?answer=48182&stc=aspe-1pp-en).

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EXAMPLE PAGE:
http://unnecessarysupplement.blogspot.com/2011/10/gas-chamber.html

Please note that this URL is an example and that the same violations may
exist on other pages of this website or other sites in your network.

VIOLATION(S) FOUND:

ADULT/EXPLICIT TEXT: As stated in our program policies, AdSense publishers
are not permitted to place Google ads on pages with adult or mature
content, including sexually explicit text. More information about this
policy can be found in our help center (
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/as/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=105957
).

REQUESTED ACTION: Please make all necessary changes in the next 72 hours.

If the violations are corrected within the aforementioned time period, ad
serving will not be affected. If changes are not made and/or other policy
violations are encountered during the review process, ad serving will be
disabled to your site.

ACCOUNT STATUS: ACTIVE

Your AdSense account remains active. However, if we continue to find
problems, we may disable your entire account. Therefore, we suggest that
you take the time to review the rest of your network to ensure that all of
your other pages are in compliance with our policies.



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Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team
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For more information regarding this email, please visit our Help Center:
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=113058&stc=aspe-ai4-en.

So then, if you look up the link under adult/explicit text, it says:

Adult content

The AdSense network is considered family-safe, which means that publishers aren't permitted to place         Google ads on sites which contain adult content. In addition to photos and videos which contain nudity or sexual activities, here are some other examples of unacceptable content:

• Lewd or provocative images
• Crude or indecent language, including adult stories
• Sexual tips or advice
• Sexual fetish sites (e.g. foot fetish content)
• Adult toys or products
• Ads or links to external sites containing adult content

If your site has content which you wouldn't be comfortable viewing at work or with family members around, then it probably isn't an appropriate site to place Google ads upon.

LOFL!!!  Slap me with a wrinkled ball sack!!!!!! Fuck me gently underwater with a sea cucumber being attacked by an electric eel!!!!

Maybe I would be perfectly comfortable viewing my site at work or with family members around.  I guess I have poor judgment of these matters.

Obviously, I went to edit the design and deleted the Google AdSense HTML.  The Food Ho sells out to no one.  Okay, I would, but I might need to be paid more than a dollar a decade.

Oh, and thanks a lot Canine Cologne.  You led the innocent downy white lamb to the violent bloody slaughter.  When the Google AdSense police come knocking on my door, I am going to totally direct them to you as my accessory!!!!  It's like giving sex toys to your teenager!!!

I leave you with some parting sexually explicit adult content profanity:

wiener jammer
meat slime
sperm sandwich
pork muncher
beef stain
pecker fondler
snot lover
slut wad
fanny dangler
shit twister