Site Development

So, my new website idea will be called: Cutify.  Wait, does that sound like {cut-i -fy} or {cute - i -fy}?   Cute-ify?  Hm... I will have to work on it.  Anyway, it will be a name generator to turn words into cute words.

Simple enough.  Any word can turn cute.

Let's name some of Rudy's (that's a cute name) toys and see if the names are cute:

Racoonie - check
Skunkie - check
Lil Lion - check
Duckie - check
Peppergator - check

Okay, so I shouldn't give away the cuteness generator formula, but here it is:

2 syllables or more - cute
ending in ie or y - cute
starting with lil or little - cute
unique multisyllable name - might be cute
and ending in bear - cute

So, let's use...
the inmate list from Benton County, Arkansas - wherever that is.

Original Not Cute                                       Cute-ified


Nicklas Bates Adair                                       Lil Nicky BA
failure to appear, commercial burglary, lottery fraud

Fred Randall Allen                                        Freddie Randy Allen
failure to appear, harrassing communications, terroristic threatening in the 1st degree

Jorge Tyler Amaral                                       Jorgie TyTy Amaraly
Driving while license suspended, parole violations, possession of firearms by certain person

Heriberto Ambriz-Carranza                            Little Heribear Amrbiz-Carranza
delivery of a controlled substance schedule I, II narcotic or methamphetamine, fleeing

Anthony Timothy Barnes                              Lil Antony Timmy Barnsey
aggravated robbery, theft, failure to appear

Thomas Preston Barrett                                 Wil Tommy Preston Barrett Bear
aggravated assault, obstructing governmental operations, public intoxication, resisting arrest

Zachary Kahlid-Tyler Beaver                         Wittle Zachie Kahlid-TyTy Beaver Bear!
auto theft

Christopher Don Blount                                Chrisie Donny Blountycuntbear
rape





See how well it works!  And you can use it for anything really.

Original Not Cute                                     Cute-ified


You want a piece of me?                             You wants a wittle little piecey wiecey?

You're under arrest.                                     Yousy Woosy handcuffy muffy jailie wailie.

I'm having an abortion.                               Mesie Weesie lil sucky fetus weetus.

Your husband is paralyzed for life.              Hubby no leggy workie no fuckie.

Your house is foreclosed upon.                   Housie wousie foreclosie wosie.

I'm going to chop off your penis                 Wittle willy choppy wop, ainy painy, swally penie bear
and rape you in the anus with it
and then choke you to death with it.



Yep...... I think it's way past bedtime.  And yes......... it is only 9:17pm.