So... I reread my blog post from last night. Funny stuff. I mean, funny spelling.
Anyway, I'm kinda tired. If I make more typos tonight I won't be surprised. I was filling out these entry forms online for some $500 sweepstakes and I kept spelling my name and email address wrong.
Do you have friends or family who cannot text for shit, and it's like decoding cuneiform reading that shit? The FP's sister is like that. She kind of has diarrhea of the mouth and mind. When she texts, it's like her fingers can't keep up with her brain. It's always long long texts with lots of typos and misspellings and grammatical errors. Sometimes it's just undecipherable.
The FP hates posting or texting with any kind of misspelling or typo. It pisses him off, probably after having to read his sister's confusing messages all the time. So, tonight, he posted pictures of the home studio, but he wrote sudio. As in Sussudio.... LOL.
So, I don't really know what else to write about. The server doesn't even want to save this blog - guess it's not publishworthy....
Yes, that is a word. I majored in creative writing.
Shut up. Yes, I did major in creative writing just so I could write this blog. There are lots of less noble ambitions in life!
Speaking of less, amibitions, life... the FP asked me what I wanted to do for New Year's. I told him, "I want to work." I was serious.
There is something appealing about doing a prix fixe menu, plowing through all the orders, and drinking champagne, and doing a lousy job breaking down on New Year's Eve. It's just one of those nights that I generally enjoy working in a kitchen. Maybe that's weird to you? But I really like it. And, I'm not a huge fan of going out on New Year's anyway. Sure, I've had some great New Year's Eves. And I've had some shit ones. I'm not a fan of amateurs all packing every place I like to go, just waiting to scream "Happy New Year" and blow into that horn thing. I remember one night being in a cab at the stroke of midnight. Another year, I was in my car driving around looking for a parking space.
Anyway, I'm totally ready to work. Well, I think so. I am totally ready to make money. And I am totally ready to interact with people other than the FP and Stinksy and The Fuzz. And I'm totally ready to have a regular routine too. Now, I just need to find the right job....
So here's an ad in craigslist:
Hot Line Cook (Pompano)
Date: 2011-12-26, 1:48PM EST
Reply to: job-rqncc-2769451344@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are looking for a hot production cook who is highly motivated and has vast knowledge working with sauces, soups, meat, fish and poulty. Please do not respond if you are not highly qualified in this type of work. Need to be very fast paced. Reliable transportation a must.
- Location: Pompano
- Compensation: Dependent on Experience
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
I'm just wondering - isn't it discriminating to only want a good looking line cook? What about EOE?
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Here's another:
short order cook (Hallandale Beach)
Date: 2011-12-26, 1:16PM EST
Reply to: frankt1952@bellsouth.net [Errors when replying to ads?]
Full and part time cooks START TODAY must have Exp. Neat and clean only need apply.Must speak english .Apply in person at 2805 East Hallandale Beach Bulv.. Hallandale,Florida
or Call Frank (954) 612-3676. Need help now.
PostingID: 2769395881or Call Frank (954) 612-3676. Need help now.
- Location: Hallandale Beach
- Compensation: $300.00 to $700.00 per week
- Telecommuting is ok.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Is it also discriminating to only want "short" order cooks? I am short, so maybe I should apply, but it doesn't seem right. Maybe the kitchen ceiling is just really low?
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And then this one
NO Skills? OK. Don´t Drive? We will pick you up. Start Today (South Florida)
Date: 2011-12-24, 9:57AM EST
Reply to: dedecortonfe@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are looking for Escorts. We are a licensed, very busy professional upscale Escort Agency, with over three thousand regular clients.
We are looking to hire a few attractive ladies must be of legal age.
Your safety is our number one concern.
No experience necessary we will train you. Start Today!!!
Cash today!!! $500 + daily.
Drive yourself or use our drivers
No car necessary, we have drivers that will pick you up from home and take you back at the end off your shift.
Make your own schedule. Full or Part time. We are open 24 Hours a day 7 days a week. Call NOW.
Or reply back by email to newmodel25@gmail.com with a description and pictures, for us to get a general idea of what you look like.
No habla Ingles? No hay problema
954-303-5027
- Location: South Florida
- Telecommuting is ok.
- OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
- Phone calls about this job are ok.
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
I really don't know what more one can say about this one. "No skills? OK." Classic. Just classic. And classy as well.
The decibel level of train horn available ranges from 96 dB all the way up to 180 dB. The low end is the minimum volume that's considered effective as a warning on actual trains.
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