Why Can't I Drink Much Anymore?

I've still been feeling blue.  Got some bad news on top of that.  All I wanted was to have some drinks.

But, I have this problem.  I have trouble getting motivated to drink.  Has anyone ever had this problem? I mean, I would love to get obliterated.  But I can't keep the focus.  I has most of a Stella Tall can, so that is like having one 12 oz beer.  And it took me like almost an hour to drink that much.

Should I go through drinking training?  I used to be able to drink.  But I've just gotten worse and worse.  And I think not going out and socializing makes it even worse.  I'm perfectly content to hang out at home and not drink at all.  And I can also go out to eat and not drink as well.

I just don't have it in me.  Maybe I should read motivational books?  Does anyone have any experience with this?  Do you know anyone who has trouble drinking?  Do you have any advice?

Maybe I need to go on a reality TV show?  Is there a specialist for this?

Help!!! I need help!  I just want to get my drink on!