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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

LIfe Is Like A Roller Coaster...

If you and fellow riders are lucky, you don't puke until after the ride has stopped.

Sometimes a child too young to ride falls out.

If it sounds rickety when you're on the ground, it's going to sound worse when you're on it.

The upside down loops are way less scary that then vertical dips.

The anxious feeling before the ride is way worse than the feeling after the ride.

You sure have to pay a lot to shit your pants and feel nauseous during the ride.

Scary people control the journey.

The louder you scream the less scary it is.

To some people, just watching is terrifying enough, much less participating.

For me, I was way more adventurous when I was younger and I didn't know any better.

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