I have pets. And I have peeves. Here's another list.
1. I hate when I try to kiss or pet The Fuzz, and she backs away with this disgusted face.
2. I hate when I try to hug or pet Rudy, and he growls at me.
3. I hate when I walk by Stinksy, and he swipes at me.
4. I hate when The Fuzz takes a shit and doesn't bury it - it's such a terrible smell.
5. I hate when Stinksy and Rudy both try to get our food when we are eating.
6. I hate when Rudy tries to get at the cat food on the shelf.
7. I hate when Stinksy tries to run out of the door and tries to get away when I try to wrangle him in.
8. I hate when Rudy barks at everyone.
9. I hate when Rudy bites me.
10. I hate when I feel like I'm neglecting my pets.
Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts
Friday, September 14, 2012
Monday, September 3, 2012
PITA!!!
This guy is one of the reasons I didn't sleep well last night:
I know, you can hardly focus on the mischievous cat because you are busy counting cups and bottles. From where I am, I see 4 bottles and 4 cups. And this fella has drank out of every cup, and he probably tried to drink out of the bottles that don't have caps on them.
He usually hangs out in the living room/dining room. But the past week or so, he has decided to spend the nights in the bedroom with us. When he walks in, Rudy barks or whines. He doesn't like Stinky in here with us, especially because he feels helpless to control it, because he is in his crate while Stinky can roam freely.
That's annoying.
And then Stinky has to lie down right on top of the covers on top of and right next to me. He essentially traps me so I cannot move. I hate that. Just ask the FP about how I hate being trapped in the blankets. That and having itches I can't scratch and being so thirsty that I feel like I'm going to hurl will probably be aspects of my own personal hell when I die. That just sounds terrible.
Getting back to Stinky. When he gets bored lying on top of me, he will go to the windows and part the blinds, making an obnoxious... blinds hitting each other noise. Then he will either whine or climb the window screen. Then he will go to the other window and do the same routine. Then he will try to drink water and knock a glass off. Then he will come back and lay down on top of me, purring really loud and trying to get my attention. At some point in the night, he will move to the foot of the bed, by my feet. If I accidentally kick him in my sleep, he will bite and scratch and latch onto my feet until he full well knows I'm remorseful. Then he will go back to sleep.
I sure hope he gets tired of this routine very soon.
I know, you can hardly focus on the mischievous cat because you are busy counting cups and bottles. From where I am, I see 4 bottles and 4 cups. And this fella has drank out of every cup, and he probably tried to drink out of the bottles that don't have caps on them.
He usually hangs out in the living room/dining room. But the past week or so, he has decided to spend the nights in the bedroom with us. When he walks in, Rudy barks or whines. He doesn't like Stinky in here with us, especially because he feels helpless to control it, because he is in his crate while Stinky can roam freely.
That's annoying.
And then Stinky has to lie down right on top of the covers on top of and right next to me. He essentially traps me so I cannot move. I hate that. Just ask the FP about how I hate being trapped in the blankets. That and having itches I can't scratch and being so thirsty that I feel like I'm going to hurl will probably be aspects of my own personal hell when I die. That just sounds terrible.
Getting back to Stinky. When he gets bored lying on top of me, he will go to the windows and part the blinds, making an obnoxious... blinds hitting each other noise. Then he will either whine or climb the window screen. Then he will go to the other window and do the same routine. Then he will try to drink water and knock a glass off. Then he will come back and lay down on top of me, purring really loud and trying to get my attention. At some point in the night, he will move to the foot of the bed, by my feet. If I accidentally kick him in my sleep, he will bite and scratch and latch onto my feet until he full well knows I'm remorseful. Then he will go back to sleep.
I sure hope he gets tired of this routine very soon.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Who's Gonna Replace Andy Rooney?!?!
Why is it, when I open the computer to write this blog, there is always a smudge on the exact same place on the screen? It's so annoying. It's not anywhere where it would be accidentally touched, but there it is every time.
What else is annoying? A lot of stuff. Here's a list in no particular order, with no specific reference to anything or anyone in particular. So don't worry, I wasn't specifically talking about you if one of these fits your own description.
Whenever someone says, "that's my pet peeve."
People who are driving shittily, and then I notice they are on the phone. It's illegal to drive and use your phone in California, so don't do it. Oh, and you can't drive properly when you are using your phone, so don't do it.
People who block you when going to the checkout line, and then they take forever at the register because they are disputing how something was rung up or are trying to use an expired coupon, or are trying to use all their food stamps and make everyone wait while they run to get one more thing.
People who aren't aware of their spatial presence and stand in the way until you have to push by them and say excuse me, and they still don't move.
People who take their sweet time walking across a crosswalk, even though they see that they are backing up traffic.
When an episode of "Locked Up Abroad" isn't very good because the narrator is not truthful or just doesn't do a good job of telling the story.
People who don't hold up their end of a bargain, and then turn around and blame it on others.
Tape that doesn't stay on the dispenser reel properly and keeps sticking back onto the roll. Then I have to spend several minutes unpeeling it, and it rips and I end up wasting a lot of tape in the process. Oh, and the same goes for plastic wrap.
Machines that take money, and the money gets stuck in the machine and doesn't process, or the machine won't take a perfectly new, crisp, unfolded dollar bill.
Websites that have links that are expired, go to a horrible pop up advertising website, or go to a website that informs you that the particular link is available.
These rubber ponytail holders that I've had for a few months. They are supposed to be ouchless, but they are a little better than rubber bands that one would use in an office setting. I have this thing though, that I don't feel like I can buy new ones until the old pack is finished. Also, if I buy a new pack, then I'll probably get a buyer for my hair that day. Hm, maybe I should buy a new pack.
Being awakened from a deep sleep. It can be an afternoon nap or in the middle of the night, or even half an hour before I would normally wake up. I do not sleep peacefully as a general rule, so any deep sleep is bliss. If you want to see me at my absolute worst, go ahead and wake me up.
When the TV picture pixelates when I'm watching a riveting TV program. That is the worst! Even more annoying than when a video on the internet is slow in buffering, because that is expected.
The voices of the kids downstairs when they come home from the club at 1:15 am and feel the need to all congregate outside of the apartment and talk really loud. I sound like a cranky old lady! Just call me Annie Rooney. I wonder if they are looking for a replacement for Andy Rooney. I would love to have that job!!!
When I can't think of something funny to write about on the blog, which is unfortunately often.
When I don't win the lottery.
People who get away with committing felonious crimes and are proud of it.
What else is annoying? A lot of stuff. Here's a list in no particular order, with no specific reference to anything or anyone in particular. So don't worry, I wasn't specifically talking about you if one of these fits your own description.
Whenever someone says, "that's my pet peeve."
People who are driving shittily, and then I notice they are on the phone. It's illegal to drive and use your phone in California, so don't do it. Oh, and you can't drive properly when you are using your phone, so don't do it.
People who block you when going to the checkout line, and then they take forever at the register because they are disputing how something was rung up or are trying to use an expired coupon, or are trying to use all their food stamps and make everyone wait while they run to get one more thing.
People who aren't aware of their spatial presence and stand in the way until you have to push by them and say excuse me, and they still don't move.
People who take their sweet time walking across a crosswalk, even though they see that they are backing up traffic.
When an episode of "Locked Up Abroad" isn't very good because the narrator is not truthful or just doesn't do a good job of telling the story.
People who don't hold up their end of a bargain, and then turn around and blame it on others.
Tape that doesn't stay on the dispenser reel properly and keeps sticking back onto the roll. Then I have to spend several minutes unpeeling it, and it rips and I end up wasting a lot of tape in the process. Oh, and the same goes for plastic wrap.
Machines that take money, and the money gets stuck in the machine and doesn't process, or the machine won't take a perfectly new, crisp, unfolded dollar bill.
Websites that have links that are expired, go to a horrible pop up advertising website, or go to a website that informs you that the particular link is available.
These rubber ponytail holders that I've had for a few months. They are supposed to be ouchless, but they are a little better than rubber bands that one would use in an office setting. I have this thing though, that I don't feel like I can buy new ones until the old pack is finished. Also, if I buy a new pack, then I'll probably get a buyer for my hair that day. Hm, maybe I should buy a new pack.
Being awakened from a deep sleep. It can be an afternoon nap or in the middle of the night, or even half an hour before I would normally wake up. I do not sleep peacefully as a general rule, so any deep sleep is bliss. If you want to see me at my absolute worst, go ahead and wake me up.
When the TV picture pixelates when I'm watching a riveting TV program. That is the worst! Even more annoying than when a video on the internet is slow in buffering, because that is expected.
The voices of the kids downstairs when they come home from the club at 1:15 am and feel the need to all congregate outside of the apartment and talk really loud. I sound like a cranky old lady! Just call me Annie Rooney. I wonder if they are looking for a replacement for Andy Rooney. I would love to have that job!!!
When I can't think of something funny to write about on the blog, which is unfortunately often.
When I don't win the lottery.
People who get away with committing felonious crimes and are proud of it.
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