And second period..
And third period...
And 4800th period🎈
In order to say you've mastered something, one of my culinary school professors said you have to do something 1000 times. I guess I've mastered the art of the period, then.
This whole blog entry started because I'm kind stress crazy. Oh & I'm on the rag. I looked in my underwear & I said to myself, I've got Scarlett Johansson in my pants.
P. -The scarlet letter
Sometimes the toilet looks like the Red Sea. I wonder if the salinity is comparable?
During the heavy days I think, the clot thickens
On light days, I think, go with the flow
Aunt Flo always gives me a birthday present, an anniversary present, a beach day present, a wedding present.... so many occasions, how does one find the time.
What is as long as it is messy?
Why can't we just pee it out like the boys say?
Sometimes if I am taking a long time in the bathroom, I wonder if I should say, I didn't poo, I just took a long time to clean up all that blood. Then I would wink.
Fiber is good. Fibroid is bad.
Which sounds more correct, my uterus, or my meterus?
If men had periods, they would be more like a tilde (I had to google tilde - I typed in,"what is the punctuation above the Spanish n"), and women would have to help them change their tampons & pads. And think of all the chocolate fudge sundaes we would have to make for them!
