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Showing posts with label perverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perverts. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Frankenbox
So, it might not look like it, but this took a long time to do. Like half an hour. Really. I am kinda weak and slow, so don't laugh. You wouldn't laugh if I had a handicapped tag hanging from my rearview mirror, would you?
We had to buy a flight case for the guitar amp. So, I used the box that the flight case came in to make a cover for the bass amp. The bass amp is sturdier, so it doesn't really need a flight case. Oh, and I don't want to spend the money on a flight case for the bass amp. So I had to take the box apart and bend and tape it to fit. Pretty, huh? Well, it should do the job anyway. We have to bring the bass amp downstairs without the box cover and then put the cover on it before loading it into the "relocube".
Exciting stuff, huh? Well, this blog is called unnecessary supplement! So, you don't have to be nasty about it!
So, how about that guy Sandusky. I assume EVERYONE has heard about him for now. So, he was a former coach at Penn State. He had a charity called Second Mile. A program for underprivileged kids. He privileged them, at least 9 boys, with helping soaping them up in the shower and bear hugging them, among other sexually inappropriate privileges. So, someone at Penn State saw inappropriate behavior and told his superior who told his superior and so on. So, they had him retire, rather than call the cops.
So, here's a picture of him. While he does appear to have an upper lip, it does seem to be perverted looking. Can't you just imagine tongue licking those gross lips while thinking about some young boy? But, I think the more interesting feature is his pointy vampiric teeth! Look at those incisors and canines! He probably bit those poor boys with those fangs. And you know, of course these boys didn't tell anyone at the time of the incidents. They were boys. And this man forced them to do stuff. And these poor boys are probably pretty fucked up. They were underprivileged boys that may or may not have been taught to talk about their feelings.
And all the coaching department at Penn State can say is, they did nothing illegal. So, Joe Paterno's illustrious career is going to end with a very large hideous black mark on it. You know, if I saw that guy's teeth (Sandusky) I wouldn't hire him! I know that we are not supposed to be prejudiced and judge people by their looks, but we do judge people by their looks every day. I mean, if I had kids, any adult who I couldn't imagine being alone with my kid because of the way he (yes, mostly he) looked, I would be very wary of that person. And, if he were really "good" and took a special interest in my kid, I would be even more wary.
I'm not going to equate this guy Sandusky with Frankenstein's monster, but didn't the monster kill a kid. And didn't Sandusky kill these boys on the inside? I mean, they were probably terrified of taking a shower after having to take one with him.
Sick people in this world. I always thought I was a sick person, but man there are some fucked up psychos out there!
So, enough of my ranting and raving. Let's look at a miniature horse and a puppy!
Thursday, November 3, 2011
At The Corner Mexican Market,
This is what one might find behind the western union counter:
So, the guy that works behind the counter is friends with this bigtime graffiti artist. So, the guy hasn't done much in years. It took him several years to finish this one because of poor health. But, he called the guy and told him to come pick it up. The guy was going to give it to his cousin who is moving into a new condo, but he was having second thoughts, thinking about keeping it. I would. Well, no, I probably wouldn't keep it. I would give it to my BFF, of course.
Anyway, some of you have seen this video already, but I'm going to post it here for the rest. This is a video when the train was almost at the station in LA.
And here is some footage from the train ride back to San Diego. It's very long and nothing happens, so feel free to not watch it.
I'm kind of drained, so I apologize for not putting forth as much effort into this blog post as I usually do. I might also be trying to wrap this up before the magical hour of 8pm arrives - Community and Big Bang Theory are on at the same time. Unless the system has been upgraded already, I think my DVR only records 2 shows at once, and you have to watch one of the channels. So, it's always a tough decision, which one I want to watch "live".
Have I ever told you about my theory about the pervert mouth? No upper lip. Do you know someone creepy who you think seems like he (yes, I'm using a gender) could be a child molester, rapist, serial killer, or porn addict? So, the one obvious feature is the serial killer glasses. The wire rim jobs with the big lens or something with a coke bottle lens would suffice. But one feature that I notice is a thin or almost nonexistent upper lip. Perverts seem to need to lick their lips a lot. Maybe it's from thirst because their elevated heart rate from being turned on a lot makes them hot and they sweat a lot and get dehydrated, so their lips get dry and chapped. Or maybe they lick their lips a lot because they are thinking dirty thoughts. But, it's gross when a creepy man with no upper lip licks his no upper lip. It is. And I'm not sure if a mustache makes this better or worse. I think neither.
In my version of hell, one of the creatures tormenting me would be balding men between the age of 35 - 80 with wire rimmed glasses, a khaki button up shirt tucked in and khaki pants, comb over part with thinning hair, and most importantly, no upper lip. They would be constantly licking their no upper lip and leering at me.
Look at these no upper lips
The guy in American Psycho.
Vaclav Mrazek, Czech serial killer.
Ted Bundy
Mack Ray Edwards - molested and murdered 6 kids in LA.
Just sayin.
So, the guy that works behind the counter is friends with this bigtime graffiti artist. So, the guy hasn't done much in years. It took him several years to finish this one because of poor health. But, he called the guy and told him to come pick it up. The guy was going to give it to his cousin who is moving into a new condo, but he was having second thoughts, thinking about keeping it. I would. Well, no, I probably wouldn't keep it. I would give it to my BFF, of course.
Anyway, some of you have seen this video already, but I'm going to post it here for the rest. This is a video when the train was almost at the station in LA.
And here is some footage from the train ride back to San Diego. It's very long and nothing happens, so feel free to not watch it.
I'm kind of drained, so I apologize for not putting forth as much effort into this blog post as I usually do. I might also be trying to wrap this up before the magical hour of 8pm arrives - Community and Big Bang Theory are on at the same time. Unless the system has been upgraded already, I think my DVR only records 2 shows at once, and you have to watch one of the channels. So, it's always a tough decision, which one I want to watch "live".
Have I ever told you about my theory about the pervert mouth? No upper lip. Do you know someone creepy who you think seems like he (yes, I'm using a gender) could be a child molester, rapist, serial killer, or porn addict? So, the one obvious feature is the serial killer glasses. The wire rim jobs with the big lens or something with a coke bottle lens would suffice. But one feature that I notice is a thin or almost nonexistent upper lip. Perverts seem to need to lick their lips a lot. Maybe it's from thirst because their elevated heart rate from being turned on a lot makes them hot and they sweat a lot and get dehydrated, so their lips get dry and chapped. Or maybe they lick their lips a lot because they are thinking dirty thoughts. But, it's gross when a creepy man with no upper lip licks his no upper lip. It is. And I'm not sure if a mustache makes this better or worse. I think neither.
In my version of hell, one of the creatures tormenting me would be balding men between the age of 35 - 80 with wire rimmed glasses, a khaki button up shirt tucked in and khaki pants, comb over part with thinning hair, and most importantly, no upper lip. They would be constantly licking their no upper lip and leering at me.
Look at these no upper lips
The guy in American Psycho.
Vaclav Mrazek, Czech serial killer.
Ted Bundy
Mack Ray Edwards - molested and murdered 6 kids in LA.
Just sayin.
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